Heck, I can't believe you guys go to all the trouble of typing a throwaway post intentionally.
I won't claim my posts add much value, but there's no way I'd laboriously and arthritically hunt and peck my way through a post with the INTENT of having it locked or deleted - that's just not worth my time and effort.
My futile attempts at dry humor ARE worth the trouble (to me), but at least they stick around for a few days before just rolling off into oblivion